TrimeTaveler

I started this store for my 2024 campaign. I am a trime taveler from the future, 1996! The next 1996... it is hard to explain... my website is www.trimetaveler2024.com I am doing this all by myself... I have been living in my car for the last 4 years, moving around a lot, worked at music festivals... 6 years ago my wife of 10 years separated and got into a battle that cost me a lot... She got the good end of the deal, and I still don't get to see the kids. I have been through a lot, but I am over the depression, and just trying to take care of myself so I can be there for them when they are old enough to make their own decisions. I mean... a homeless person that runs for president and thinks he is a time traveler... I guess honestly I am lucky to get to talk them in video chat once a week. To run for president is pretty much a sign of mental illness... and they are puppets anyway... The last great depression was almost 100 years ago... the next one starts miraculously on some of the same days and years and stuff... I am kind of a crappy time traveler, I was more along for the ride, I watched the vessel more than anyone else... But we are getting close. People donating to me should invest equal amounts into cryptocurrency and hodl until 2 specific dates... May and September 2024... What happens then will probably get Kamala re-elected or whatever it is called... If I accidentally win the election, then I am having my presidential inauguration at area 51... Then we are going to Vegas! After I accidentally win, I will get rid of all money, and we will switch to handmade hemp bracelets... then anyone hungry can make some money just making bracelets... Police uniforms will be more colorful and men will be required to wear special issue tactical kilts! Pets for bums... Feed the homeless your unwanted pets! Go Vegan today or more animals will have to die tomorrow! Hand jobs to the homeless!