The_Stoar

I won't bore you with a really lengthy "About Us" section. We all have things to do and time is money, right? Nowadays, it's impractical to sit around reading when you've got a goal in mind. It's only a way to get sidetracked and forget what you originally meant to accomplish by getting on the internet today. If you're on Zazzle, you're not here to read someone's life story. I'll spare you the long "About Me" section and let you get on with what YOU intended to do today. Beyond being distracting and a waste of time, long "About Me" sections likely are just forgotten and if a user really cared about the author's whole life story, they could approach finding the answer in a more personable way. So feel free to reach out to us if you want to know our life stories.