Still Sucking Oxygen

Got a cynical outlook on life? So do we. Still Sucking Oxygen is a collection of sarcastic, cynical, and darkly humorous designs for people who face life's absurdities with a smirk instead of a motivational quote. The phrase comes from my Pops. Whenever someone asked how he was doing, he'd often respond with a nod, a wink, and a simple answer: "Still sucking oxygen." Years later, during a particularly chaotic chapter of life, I found myself giving the same response when someone asked how I was doing. That's when it hit me—Pops had unknowingly created the perfect motto for surviving modern life. Still Sucking Oxygen was created in his honor. Whether you're running on caffeine and sarcasm, surviving another Monday, or simply making it through the day against all odds, you're in good company here. Because sometimes the most honest answer is still the simplest one: Still sucking oxygen. ❗ Some products may contain mature humor. If you're not seeing all available designs, check your content filter settings. ❗ Requests accepted, just send me a message: Zazzle@StillSuckingOxygen.com