Smarty Pants Tees

You've been a smarty pants all your life, and everyone knows it -- including YOU. Being a smarty pants has lost you jobs, ruined romances and keeps you excluded from family reunions... but still, you just can't help yourself. Well, rejoice, because HELP is on the way! This visionary line of tee shirts is expertly created on the highest-quality materials, and we've done all the heavy lifting for you -- each design has been specifically calibrated to maximize its psychological impact on those who read its message; imagine the fun you'll have watching people struggling to respond! Buying multiple shirts is highly recommended.