Tool Shed Nursery

So one day my friend Cletus was bitchin’ about being broke and I sez to him, ”Dude, how about babysitting all those brats that nobody wants in day care. You know, the snarky delinquent types that keep getting booted out cuz they fight and cuss and what not.” So the dim lit bulb starts to go on in Cletus’ brain place and he thinks out loud, ”I could just load them in the ol’ Econoline van and bring em out to the tool shed on the property.“ Turns out Cletus was on to something, but nobody could afford to pay him, so he took it out in trade. “I’ll watch your brats for free, but they gotta work cranking out T-shirt slogans fer me.” So Tool Shed Nursery was born.