The Roswell Aliens Store by Lucky Pineapple Films

Shhh! It's really us, the Roswell Aliens! Back in 1947, when we crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico, we were instant celebrities. Autographs, photo ops, endless fan mail from tweens. We dined with Marilyn! But fame is fleeting. Once Earthlings stopped caring about little blue checkmarks on social media in the 2020's, we had to step it up. Sure, co-founding Lucky Pineapple Films on September 6, 2005 was groundbreaking, but it wasn’t cool. Not Prince cool. Not Lady Gaga cool. Not Madonna, Cher, or any of those one name legends who ruled by style cool. That’s when it hit us: fashion makes fame. If they could turn clothes into pop culture stardom, so could we return to our throne. And thus, The Roswell Aliens Store by Lucky Pineapple Films was born on September 2, 2025! Our boutique to beam us back into the spotlight. After all, our teen fans from 1947 would be 91+ in 2025. Time to find some new demographics. Sigh.