Revolush

You know that sarcastic little voice whispering in your ear at a meeting? That sassy boy playing your Cyrano when you find the smartest girl in the bar? The inside joke that lets them know you can hang with the boys but you are all woman? That’s Revolush, Baby. Give ‘em the key to your place – you know you want to. They are such a step above they’ll take out the trash without being asked, but don’t expect them to put the seat down. That’s Bill winking at you from behind those catchy guitar riffs – he knows what you’re up to but he won’t tell. You feel that vibe in your chest, knees, other places we can’t mention? That’s Nathan on the drums. Yes, Max is 7’11” making his bass look like a ukulele. And then there’s Tommy and you know his gig (or do you?...) But, if you haven’t had the chance to feast your eyes on them (YUMMY!) you’ll get awfully hungry when you realize they sound like an atomic fireball – the slap in the mouth that, well, you want more of. When that boy who was chasing your tail or the girl who would have given it up for you if given the chance made you a mix CD of XTC, Elvis Costello, Cheap Trick – well, that love sick fool should have just given you Crystal Method Actors. Too bad for both of you.