ObviousGreetings

We don’t state the obvious. If there’s a picture of an Xmas tree, it’s probably not for Ground Hog’s Day (yes, even though it says “Merry”). Now if this is all just too confusing, imagine the hours of entertainment you’ll have figuring out whether the stamp goes on the card or the envelope. The inside of our cards are blank. Do you really want us telling your “boo bear” that your love is “greater than all the stars in the sky”? Is it really going to kill you to write one sentence before you sign your name? (After all, your love is “greater than all the stars in the sky,” right?). While you're at it, go hog wild and tuck a note inside, written with one of those sparkly pens on real paper and everything. OK, perhaps a bit much. . . but you get the idea. Not creative, you say? No problem. Just pull out that old shoe box of love letters from high school and copy one of the really good ones. You know, like that one the really weird kid from bio-lab left on your windshield and you kept only in case you needed to present it as evidence at the trial. It actually wasn’t half bad, after all, and it won’t sound nearly so creepy coming from you! And if all else fails, just write: “My love for you is greater than all the stars in the sky.” (And sign it with lots of X’s, O’s, and smileys, and don’t forget to use the sparkly pen.) Thank you for buying our stuff! You're the BEST, boo bear!