Running Because Murder Is Wrong: Runner Gifts

Celebrate the therapeutic power of the pavement with the "Running Because Murder Is Wrong" collection. Featuring a bold, mid-century pin-up illustration of a determined female runner, this collection perfectly blends vintage aesthetic with modern dark humor. Whether you are training for your first 5K, conquering a marathon, or just hitting the trails for your daily "sanity run," this design speaks the hilarious truth about why we keep moving. This curated collection offers something for every part of a runner's life: Apparel: High-performance tank tops, classic t-shirts, and cozy sweatshirts for post-run recovery. Home & Office: Modern mugs, 18x24 gallery-quality posters, and fun fridge magnets. Accessories & Gifts: Durable vinyl stickers for water bottles, versatile tote bags, and unique flair buttons. Stationery: Funny greeting cards and postcards—the perfect way to congratulate a running partner on a new PR or race finish. Perfect as a unique runner gift, marathon finisher present, or a treat for yourself to keep the motivation high (and the crimes low!).