Heritage Keychains – Tiny Pride You Can Carry

Congratulations, your keys are still naked. These shiny little heritage keychains fix that with vintage typography and just enough patriotic energy to pass as American flag decor if you squint. Basically, they’re pocket-sized souvenirs from actual US destinations – the towns you grew up in, drove through once, or pretend to care about on Independence Day. They also work for patriotic parties, awkward homecoming gifts, or as low-effort items for college students who want to look nostalgic without buying a wall poster. Collect them for your hometown, your friend’s hometown, or the one place you swore you’d never go back to. Minimal effort, maximum sarcasm.