Delantal Largo Main Roach Energy Apron| The Unhinged Closet

This isn’t just an apron. It’s a declaration of survival. Channel the unstoppable force of a roach in heels while you’re in the kitchen, flipping pancakes, or plotting global domination. Whether you’re a culinary menace or a domestic goddess, this apron keeps you protected from splatters and from other people’s opinions. 🪳 Why it’s iconic: • Durable, soft cotton blend for your roach era • Bold “Main Roach Energy” print for maximum chaos • Makes you look like you own the kitchen (and possibly the building) • A conversation starter you’ll never live down Perfect for gifting to the unhinged friend who bakes cookies and chaos.