The Great Catsby

Meet The Great Catsby — part-time nap enthusiast, full-time drama king. 🛋️✨ He struts through the living room like he owns Wall Street, knocking cups off tables just to “rearrange the economy.” 💸😼 Every 3 a.m., he hosts The Zoomie Gala, sprinting across the hallway like he’s chasing fame and tuna treats. 🏃‍♂️🐟 When asked about his hobbies, he simply purrs, “sleeping, judging, and being fabulous.” 😴👑 If you hear a mysterious crash at midnight—don’t worry, it’s just Catsby “renovating” again. 🏗️😂 This feline legend doesn’t chase mice… they bring him rent. 🐭💰 Bow down, humans — the whiskered aristocrat has arrived. 🕶️🐾