The "Birds Aren't Real" Operative Tee

Stop being a "sitting duck" and start asking the real questions. Is that a common pigeon on the park bench, or is it a high-bandwidth surveillance unit uploading your location to the cloud? This shirt features the official Model P-1G30N, complete with an external antenna, reinforced titanium-style plating, and a "Quiet-Flight" internal gear system. It’s the perfect attire for those who know that "bird watching" is actually a two-way street.