Exporting to a Spreadsheet with Dinos

The gift for any viz developer, dashboard creator, or data guru, this design speaks truth to power about NOT exporting data out of a controlled, secure, and governed system to something on their desktop like a spreadsheet. It's the question all business intelligence analysts dread but must be prepared for. Illustrated with a couple of dinosaurs and a ridiculous pie chart, I hope it brings humor to your favorite data specialists' desk. "Please. For the love of all that is holy in the data universe do not ask me about exporting to Excel."